Post by bbushmaster on Nov 18, 2009 19:19:54 GMT -5
> Now
> Boudreaux, he fall in love wit Marie and he ax her to marry
> him.
> Marie was very naive and uninformed about da birds and da
> bees.
> Boudreaux was a poor fisherman and could not afford to take
> much time off for a honeymoon.
> So, dat night dat dey were married, dey retired to his
> little shack on da Bayou Teche.
> When Boudreaux was undressing, Marie said, Oh Boudreaux!
> What dat is?"
> Boudreaux, being very quick thinking and sensitive to
> Marie's naive young ways said, "Marie, my love,
> I am da only
> man in da world wit one of dees." And, den, he
> proceeded to show her what it was
> for.
> And Marie
> was very content.
> Da next morning Boudreaux went off to fish as usual.
> When he returned home dat evening, Marie was on da front
> porch, obviously upset 'bout something.
> "Boudreaux, you
> tole me dat you were da only man in da world wit one of
> doze. I seen our friend Thibodeaux
> changing
> his clothes behind da fish shed, and he has one too."
> Thinking fast, Boudreaux said, "Oh, Marie, darling.
> Thibodeaux is my very best friend. I had two of dem
> things,
> so I gave
> him one. He is da only other man in da world wit one of
> doze."
> Marie accepted his answer and they did their thing again
> dat night. Boudreaux went off to fish again da next morning,
> and when
> he returned home, Marie was very upset, and stamping her
> foot on da porch.
> "Marie, what da matter now?"
> "Boudreaux, you gave Thibodeaux da best
> one".
> Boudreaux, he fall in love wit Marie and he ax her to marry
> him.
> Marie was very naive and uninformed about da birds and da
> bees.
> Boudreaux was a poor fisherman and could not afford to take
> much time off for a honeymoon.
> So, dat night dat dey were married, dey retired to his
> little shack on da Bayou Teche.
> When Boudreaux was undressing, Marie said, Oh Boudreaux!
> What dat is?"
> Boudreaux, being very quick thinking and sensitive to
> Marie's naive young ways said, "Marie, my love,
> I am da only
> man in da world wit one of dees." And, den, he
> proceeded to show her what it was
> for.
> And Marie
> was very content.
> Da next morning Boudreaux went off to fish as usual.
> When he returned home dat evening, Marie was on da front
> porch, obviously upset 'bout something.
> "Boudreaux, you
> tole me dat you were da only man in da world wit one of
> doze. I seen our friend Thibodeaux
> changing
> his clothes behind da fish shed, and he has one too."
> Thinking fast, Boudreaux said, "Oh, Marie, darling.
> Thibodeaux is my very best friend. I had two of dem
> things,
> so I gave
> him one. He is da only other man in da world wit one of
> doze."
> Marie accepted his answer and they did their thing again
> dat night. Boudreaux went off to fish again da next morning,
> and when
> he returned home, Marie was very upset, and stamping her
> foot on da porch.
> "Marie, what da matter now?"
> "Boudreaux, you gave Thibodeaux da best
> one".